My Name Is Appuh

My name is Appuh and the only thing you need to know about me is...

I know everything.

Now, I didn’t always know everything.  When I was two years old, I knew some things.  When my baby sister, Taeta, was born later that year, I acquired more knowledge and then at the ripe old age of six , I discovered I knew most of it,  And now, at the age of seven,  I have ascended to the place above the knowledge that other mere mortals have attained.  I have climbed the heights of knowing  every singel thing there is to know about every single situation.

If you don’t believe me, just ask me.  I’ll be happy to set you straight.

Okay.  I see I’ll have to give you a little background about myself before you can but your unwavering faith in me.

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Okay.  You all know that my name is Appuh.  Of  course that’s not the name I was born with;  it’s the name that I’ve chosen for myself when I attained enlightenment - both self and otherwise.   Maybe one day I’ll grace you all with my birth name, but today isn’t that day.

I live in a big house with my sister, Taeta, I already mentioned her.  I also live another sister, Avi.  We’ll talk about her later when we talk about the “Empty-headed syndrome.

The top dogs in the family seem to be mamae and popi, the two older people living in the house.  But the person who keeps this family running smoothly is good old Auntie Sugah, again, we will talk about her more later.

Next time I’m going to clue you in on dumb blondes who are not blond but still just as dumb.

Bye for now.